"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure what you do not understand." - Leonardo daVinci

Monday, April 19, 2010

Mona Lisa's Definitions & Exceptions of Cheating

  1. The same rules apply to men AND women.
  2. You can hang out with a person you find attractive, as long as it's not officially called a "date".
  3. It's not cheating, if you're not having sex, any kind of foreplay, or going on official dates.
  4. If the other person kisses you on the cheek or mouth (no tongue), it is not cheating.
  5. However, if you kiss the other person first, it is cheating.
  6. If you "forget" to remind your SO of this new person(s) in your life, it is not cheating.
  7. Just because you feel guilty, doesn't mean you're cheating.
  8. If you kiss on the mouth for only a couple seconds, it's fine as long as there was no tongue.
  9. It is not cheating if you feel butterflies in your stomach at the thought of this other person.
  10. Just because your SO defines cheating, doesn't make your obediance to those rules mandatory.
  11. If your definition of cheating does not match your SO's, then it's up to you to decide which ones you will abide by.

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