"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure what you do not understand." - Leonardo daVinci

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

men & dogs

you know the saying, men are dogs? well there are similarities, the message is different but some truth value is there. if i just described something that farts a lot, eats a whole bunch of anything, marks territory, pees on everything, will hump anything with a hole, sniffs everything, doesnt mind rolling around in the mud, and loves to play with balls....would I be talking about a guy I know at school or my dog, Spike? if you're a guy and you're reading this, i'm not trying to say anything i just think the similarites are hilarious...ironic? the saying, men are dogs is meant as men are all bastards...that's not what i'm saying...so stop crying.

you can say women are cats, high-maintance, loves to cuddle, has mood swings and fits, hisses, obssessed with their hair, has a not-to-be-bothered attitude...but until guys start walking around pulling out their hair and complaining that "all women are cats" it's not that funny.

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